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[Phoenix]

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She
took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he
blurted out, "Business trip or Holiday?" She turned, smiled enchantingly
and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in
the United States".

He swallowed hard... here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
categories are the Irish.

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet.....

"I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,
I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy!!!

[Tron]

LOL...... That was great! Thanks for the laugh...........

[ptolomeus3]

If I remember well, my ancestors came from Greece and Ireland

[MaLing]

I am a bit stupid, I cannot get that:
Tonto Papadopoulos

[Jito463]

Tonto is the name of the indian who rode with "The Lone Ranger". Papadopolous would be a Greece-style name. And Paddy is an Irish sounding name.

[Charalambos]

Papadopoulos would be a Greece-style name.

In fact Papadopoulos, which means "a priest's son", is the most common Greek surname.

If I remember well, my ancestors came from Greece and Ireland.

Ptolomeus, at least we learn something about your origin. So you are not really an Egyptian? Yet Ptolomeus 3 was a king of Egypt with greek origin( successor of Alexander the Great), that fits.

Edited by Charalambos, 06 October 2006 - 11:24 AM.

[zamiel]

Haha, I thought I'd share this one with everyone:

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks
at it and says to her,

"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container.........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

[MaLing]

Phoenix, I think you have got the date of the title wrong.

Jito, thanks for your explanation. I get it now, this is a good joke.

Zamiel, if I were the pharmacist, I should from then not clarify the use of the deodorant but declare that it was for both underarm and rectum.

[Phoenix]

Phoenix, I think you have got the date of the title wrong.

Looks correct to me

[zamiel]

Looks fine to me as well.

6-10-2006 is the "British Way", 10-6-2006 is the American way.

Er, if its gone up there, it's not going under there if you get my meaning?

[ptolomeus3]

Looks fine to me as well.

6-10-2006 is the "British Way", 10-6-2006 is the American way.

Er, if its gone up there, it's not going under there if you get my meaning?

British way probably 90% of the world works with DD / MM / YY or YYYY (D = Day, M = Month and Y = Year).

[zamiel]

Was gonna put the European way, but thats not exactly correct either