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[binky]

"The condom broke..." :pinch: :oop:

[zamiel]

"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f***."

[binky]

"Say what?"

[ZombieKIL]

sh*t happens

[binky]

"She loves me...she loves me not..."

[zamiel]

Back after an 8 day road trip. Completely knackered, but here goes:

"I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier."

[binky]

"He's back..."

[zamiel]

"I'll be back"

[binky]

"Honey i'm home."

[zamiel]

"Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself."

[binky]

"Holy Crap!"

[zamiel]

"Gun Control: Use both hands"

[binky]

"Safety!"

Edited by binky, 10 January 2004 - 01:58 AM.

[zamiel]

What sort of quote is that?

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

[binky]

maybe you don't understand it b/c your from New Zealand...

[zamiel]

or probably because you spelt it wrong and its a pointless quote.

"Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people 'Everybody but me.'"

[binky]

"It's your birthday..."

[zamiel]

Er..........

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet."

[binky]

"It's ok. Your not dumb, you just don't have any common sense."

[zamiel]

"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue, some days the bug, some days the windshield."