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[shawn_nee]

@ Phoenix

Try "Hail to the King" Army of Darkness

My above all favorite from it "This is my Boomstick!"

[shawn_nee]

Some of you will get this one


What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


If you need a hint, think King Aurthur comedy.

[shawn_nee]

Nope sorry European.

[Phoenix]

@shawn_nee

average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

Todays quote of the day


"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."

- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

[shawn_nee]

QUOTE  @ Jan 24 2004, 05:14 AM)

that was taken a bit too seriosly


IT WAS A JOKE WHICH PPL WHO HAVE SEEN IT (like myself) NO THE ANSWER TO....OR THE NEXT LINE

First I think he was joking and understood where it came from. second all CAPS is considered yelling and is treated almost the same as spamming.


"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."

President Bush Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

[Phoenix]

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

"Mark Twain 1835-1910"

Concerning swallows,
I may look stupid but realy i am not

Phoenix 1959 - ?

[shawn_nee]

What's wrong with his medula-oblengotta?

You can do eet!

Are you too stu..stu..stupid?

The Waterboy

[binky]

"If you see it, and want it, buy it, and own it."

[Phoenix]

Todays quote of the day !!

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

[vomitator]

@Phoenix
It's not only qoute of the day but it's part of Murphy's Law:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Mother nature is a bitch.

[binky]

"Since it's a new half does it mean I go this way coach?"

Edited by binky, 26 January 2004 - 04:37 AM.

[shawn_nee]

Welcome to the real world.


Follow the white rabit.

The Matrix

[binky]

"Shut up, shut up, shut up."

[shawn_nee]

Ok here's a cheater


"I'll be back"


"Ingenium Res Adversea Nudare Solent, Celare Secunde."

(Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it) ~ Horace

[binky]

"hasta lavesta, baby."

[shawn_nee]

A watched pot won't boil.

Have a nice day.

[binky]

"It's only **** when she changes her mind."

that one could of been a bit much...


Remember that this forum has children here (Like yourself) it is family oriented so lets keep this sort of thing off of it..... Tron....

[Jito463]

Way too much...

[shawn_nee]

yeah way offthe mark

[zamiel]

Ya reckon? That's gonna go down well. Way Way too far.

Edited by zamiel, 28 January 2004 - 12:21 AM.